My first impression of this 1962 film was pretty much "horror" ! It seemed to contradict all my memories all my imaginative dreams of Lolita and Humbert from my vision of reading the book (it is one of my favourites) everything was wrong. I wanted to turn it off... but then I realised.
This is a bloody good film - I just need to take it as a separate world, a separate story. . . was I really expecting a nine year old graphic sexually charged Lolita in 1962?
This film is actually hilarious!.
sorry about the subtitles but all had been disabled...
How could they ever make a film of LOLITA?
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Saturday, 22 October 2011
Thursday, 25 August 2011
Tuesday, 16 August 2011
Monday, 18 April 2011
hippie dialects
Another must see exhibition is the Nathaniel Mellors solo exhibition currently on at the ICA. It is absolute genius! I was spell bound (again) and absolutely inspired! Art for Art's sake and art for absolute hilariousness (if that is a word).
The exhibition consists of episodes from a sitcom created by Mellors called "Ourhouse". It is brilliantly filmed and brilliantly written. About a mad hippie household it is just completely outlandish and wonderful. the actors are brilliant and wow wow wow. I can't wait until the whole series has been filmed and I can watch them all. It made me sooo happy. And .. no ... there was nothing "deep" about it.
"Hippie Dialects" is also a hilarious sculpture based upon one of the characters. It is all just brilliant. :) Go see..
Combining art, drama, writing and film. I <3
The exhibition consists of episodes from a sitcom created by Mellors called "Ourhouse". It is brilliantly filmed and brilliantly written. About a mad hippie household it is just completely outlandish and wonderful. the actors are brilliant and wow wow wow. I can't wait until the whole series has been filmed and I can watch them all. It made me sooo happy. And .. no ... there was nothing "deep" about it.
"Hippie Dialects" is also a hilarious sculpture based upon one of the characters. It is all just brilliant. :) Go see..
Combining art, drama, writing and film. I <3
Tuesday, 23 November 2010
why WAG is the only option...
I really don't know why I have always been so against the idea. Maybe it is my hideous dislike of HEAT magazine and all the rest, a snobby nosed thought about the trashy, a romantisicsm of the poor, starving and artistic or most probably jeolousy?
Anyway I have suddenly come to the conclusion that it is the only option! Or at least to be aimed for...
Why?
1. I'm fed up of living like a tramp... who doesn't want to be glamorous really? If i had the money and the resources (people to do it for me) of course I would be impecably clean (ah i hate showering but if I had a bubble bath?), manicured, start a skin care regime with pure gold or diamond?, have luscious extensions, perfect make-up, botox and all the rest... I just don't want to do it myself!
2. I could always wear couture.
3. I would never have to get on the tube.
4. I could go to hot places all the time.
5. I could live in space, spacwe, space, space and more space and be tidy, tidy and clean. Oh to hav cleaner and no clutter! No I am not good at doing it myself but ....I could hire a housewife!
6. FOOD. No more cans of macaroni cheese! I could have a wondrful chef and sit down to whatever healthy, delicious meal I choose... plus DESSERT!
7. I could spend as much time excerising, dancing, stretching as I wanted (plus personal trainer)...confessions of an exercise addict!
8. Lets face it... the husband/ boyfirend is going to be fit, buff and healthy... what more could you want? ... disciplined and hard working... and RICH! (all men are cunts)
9. It is pretty much a runway to sme sort of fame! And it doensn't have to be the HEAT do nothing sort! Ican make art, do fashion, be an actress.
10. Enough money to do something worthy... start a charity? Adopt a child?
11. I can do whatever I want ... money is no object
12. Ok... so if evr I do want to pro create who cares? ... Hire a nanny, pay an expensive school and have a tummy tuck and a designer vagina! it isn't about being a mummy any more!
..... Of course there are many more and it doesn't just have to stop at footballers. Rappers, Royalty, Rock stars they all fit the bill.
p.s OF COURSE I SAY ALL PREVIOUS COMPLETLEY IN JEST>>>> WAG= OLD HAG!!!!
Anyway I have suddenly come to the conclusion that it is the only option! Or at least to be aimed for...
Why?
1. I'm fed up of living like a tramp... who doesn't want to be glamorous really? If i had the money and the resources (people to do it for me) of course I would be impecably clean (ah i hate showering but if I had a bubble bath?), manicured, start a skin care regime with pure gold or diamond?, have luscious extensions, perfect make-up, botox and all the rest... I just don't want to do it myself!
2. I could always wear couture.
3. I would never have to get on the tube.
4. I could go to hot places all the time.
5. I could live in space, spacwe, space, space and more space and be tidy, tidy and clean. Oh to hav cleaner and no clutter! No I am not good at doing it myself but ....I could hire a housewife!
6. FOOD. No more cans of macaroni cheese! I could have a wondrful chef and sit down to whatever healthy, delicious meal I choose... plus DESSERT!
7. I could spend as much time excerising, dancing, stretching as I wanted (plus personal trainer)...confessions of an exercise addict!
8. Lets face it... the husband/ boyfirend is going to be fit, buff and healthy... what more could you want? ... disciplined and hard working... and RICH! (all men are cunts)
9. It is pretty much a runway to sme sort of fame! And it doensn't have to be the HEAT do nothing sort! Ican make art, do fashion, be an actress.
10. Enough money to do something worthy... start a charity? Adopt a child?
11. I can do whatever I want ... money is no object
12. Ok... so if evr I do want to pro create who cares? ... Hire a nanny, pay an expensive school and have a tummy tuck and a designer vagina! it isn't about being a mummy any more!
..... Of course there are many more and it doesn't just have to stop at footballers. Rappers, Royalty, Rock stars they all fit the bill.
p.s OF COURSE I SAY ALL PREVIOUS COMPLETLEY IN JEST>>>> WAG= OLD HAG!!!!
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Thursday, 4 November 2010
so you want an artist influence...
the things we talk about in crits...
I actually think this video is genius though!!
I actually think this video is genius though!!
Friday, 24 September 2010
Shabba-dabba-da......and the curse of the flashing nipple!!!!
... a video from an awesome night at Avalon in Shoreditch hosted by the fantastical, glamorous and outrageous Daniel Lismore.
A brilliant video with some brilliant people...
... I appologise for my costume malfunction (unfortuantely a regular occurance)
Check out the awesome outfits!!!!
Thursday, 16 September 2010
WANTED
Has anyone seen this man?
Picture included.
Extreme New Yorker.
Owns a record company.
Very drunk!!!!
The other day whilst stumling through London me and Alex came across this beauty! What a diamond! He is the funniest man alive and to know whoheis would absolutely make my day! He is unforgetable. The problem beign he took our mber but we were too stupid to take his.
REWARD GIVEN
Thursday, 1 July 2010
baby crush
and way to late..this was from 2007 and me and my 4 on demand only just stumbled across it...
Owen Stevens...
Played by Aaron Johnson..
WHO JUST LOOKS A BIT SILLY
I ThinK it;s the charactER I like though (KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE WOLF)... too school girl!
HAHA
well it makes me laugh
Owen Stevens...
Played by Aaron Johnson..
WHO JUST LOOKS A BIT SILLY
I ThinK it;s the charactER I like though (KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE WOLF)... too school girl!
HAHA
well it makes me laugh
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
bad romance (warhol)
B went on for such a long time about all her "creams" that I asked her "Don't you like to have people come in your face?"
"Does is rejuvenate?"
"Haven;t you heard about thee ladies who take young guys to the theatreand jerk them off so they can put it al over their face?"
" They rub it in like face cream?"
"Yes. It sort of pulls it tighter and makes them yunger for the evening."
" It does? Well, I use my own. It's better that way. That way I can do it at home before I go out for the evening. I shave my underarms, spray them, cream my face, and I'm all set forthe evening."
" I don't shave. I don't sweat. I don't even shit," I said. I wondered what B would say to that.
(The philosphy of Andy Warhol)
Somewhat amusing.
Literature is Art.
Sex is funny.
Nothing is serious.
Conersation is generally pointless.
"Does is rejuvenate?"
"Haven;t you heard about thee ladies who take young guys to the theatreand jerk them off so they can put it al over their face?"
" They rub it in like face cream?"
"Yes. It sort of pulls it tighter and makes them yunger for the evening."
" It does? Well, I use my own. It's better that way. That way I can do it at home before I go out for the evening. I shave my underarms, spray them, cream my face, and I'm all set forthe evening."
" I don't shave. I don't sweat. I don't even shit," I said. I wondered what B would say to that.
(The philosphy of Andy Warhol)
Somewhat amusing.
Literature is Art.
Sex is funny.
Nothing is serious.
Conersation is generally pointless.
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